Illustrated: You are what you eat

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Mike-Kale
– Athleisure wear to uni, all day erryday
– Spent a lot of money on those Nikes, never exercises
– Thinks Youtube’s Holistic Health Princess is for realsies

Fondue Strawbabe
– Has already started her application for the next season of the Bachelor AU
– Probably wore heals to class in first year
– #cheatmeal #treatyoself

Boba Binch
– Only watches K-Dramas
– “CAN I HAVE TRIPLE PEARLS PLEASE?!!”
– Uses plastic straws because fuck our environment right?

Large Maccas Chips
– Catch them in a Maccas car park…at 3 AM…after a 5 day bender
– That assignment is verging on six days late
– “Yeah bruh, of course I’ll go to the ranch”

“Pear” of Student Magazine Editors
– Only tweets political memes
– “Have you ever considered writing for
Grapeshot magazine?”
– “What’s the go with the au PEARS?”

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