Grapeshot Calendar: Horrific Pun Edition


Night Noodle Markets

Don’t run, RAMEN to the Hyde Park Noodle Markets! Over 40 stalls will plant their roots in the central Sydney park hawking Asian culinary delights. Note that it’s a cash-free, EFTPOS only event. No one saw that on the cards.

5pm, 6-23 Oct | Hyde Park | More info

Hidden: A Rookwood Sculpture Walk

You’d be dead stupid to miss this. Australia’s largest cemetery hosts an exhibition of skullptures among the headstones. It’s a walk that’ll really put the fun in funeral.

Until 23 Sept | Rookwood Cemetery | More info

Makers and Shakers Market

Stocking strictly ethically produced wares, like Goat Milk Gelato (you goatta be kidding me (that’s a double pun if you think about it)) and comic-book themed jewellery, this market will satisfy anyone’s need for morally-made kitsch.

15 Oct | 303 Marrickville Road, Marrickville | More info

Veggie Month

If you’re a vego who’s stuck between a rock and a hungry place every time you visit the Hard Rock Cafe, for this month only a selection of 100% vegetarian delights will be available on the menu.

Throughout Oct | Hard Rock Cafe, Darling Harbour | More info

Wildlife Photographer of the Year

Komodo Drag-on your friends to this year’s photo exhibition showcasing the best in global animal photography. With stunning images from Antarctica to Africa, the finalists will drive you wild.

Until 23 October | Australian National Maritime Museum | More info

Word Mental Health Day

These guys came with a pun prepared. On 10/10, take a break and ask yourself – and the people around you – how you’re feeling on a scale of 1 to 10. The day is aimed at increasing awareness of mental health and encouraging people to seek help.

10 Oct | More info here